How to Cope With the Realm of Insanity

Become a Patient

Simply log in as if you were one already. You may even press the COMMIT button without entering anything. If your Realm Name is not already taken, you will be taken to the New Patient page where you can make sure the cat wasn't walking across your keyboard when you typed in your password. Once you are satisfied with your name and your password, hit the COMMIT button on that page.

Keyboard Layout

The labels that describes the function of each key can be found on the top of the keys themselves. Use each rune wisely, and avoid using the great runes exclusively. If your keyboard is missing the 'Þ' key, the letters 'TH' can be used as a substitute.

Making Sense of Postings From JTB

You simply need a JTB decoder ring. Alternatively, run a copy of JTB's posting through a heavy handed JPEG compressor, then discard the first six bits of every seven bits. Pipe this data through a jive filter and hand it to Searle's Chinese Room. The translated data can then be viewed with any Postscript viewer.