The Realm of Insanity's Test of Realmishness

Section One

1. Who first used the word postdeconstructionalist in a serious posting?

2. Explain the significance of the Giant Pumpkin at the centre of the planet Jupiter.

3. What colour is the Invisible Tartan Elephant?

4. What is most commonly sacrificed to the Goddess Enki?

5. What is the most noticable feature of Shub-Sethop's thousand eyes?

6. What was the name of the first meno to appear in the Realm?

Section two

Determine the coefficients of lift and drag for a medium sized oyster. Support your calculations with computer simulations of the oyster at various angles of attack.